Present & Ask — WHO WILL TAKE HOME…
THE COOLEST TROPHY ON THE PLANET…and $420 Cash!?
Plus each local winning team member scores a nifty bowling pin pipe – how cool is that!?
You and a gaggle of your best buds are invited to switch it to glide and join in on the dankest bowling events on the planet! THE BIG LEBONGSKI Bowling Tournaments are being staged across America concluding with a Tournament of Champions…where the triumphant team scores — for keeps — THE BIG LEBONGSKI trophy! Along with a bowling pin pipe for each squad member, each local winning team snags $420 cash and gets to take home an extremely awesome replica The Big Lebongski trophy — aka “The Little Lebongski”…
So don your most dapper team bowling shirts and get ready to roll in…
BOWLING TOURNAMENTS 2017
February 10, 11– Los Angeles, CA — Pickwick Bowl, Burbank — recently went down.
And your Inaugural TBL Tournament Champions are…
420PROS.COM — Marcus, Bob, Oscar and Joseph!
And what an epic battle it was, with the victors edging Team LEAFLY – aka “We Hate the F’n Eagles” – by a scant 7 pins!
A trio of WHTFE at the break, sporting a 51 point lead.
Captain Bob, high — and at times highest — bowler of the tourny, nails the spare.
What it’s all about!
April 14, 15 – San Francisco, CA – Classic Bowling Center 900 King Drive, Daly City, CA 94015…and the winners are:
TOP SHELF EXPRESS, Silicon Valley, CA
Sunday, June 25 – Sacramento, CA — AMF Rocklin Lanes, 2325 Sierra Meadows Dr., Rocklin, CA 95677
Games begin at 9:00 pm preceded by a MEET & GREET at 8:40 pm.
D.W.A. (Doctors With Attitude): 2014 champs
Girl Scout OG’s: 2015 Champs
Team Entry Fee: $420 – includes 6 Hanes Beefy-T, 100% cotton, The Big Lebongski T-shirts, all games (each bowler rolls 3), bowling shoes & awards.
Laughs, shenanigans and the blazin’ best times on the planet: Free!
For more info or to register, contact Gary “Spacey” Lane at email@example.com or call 818.669.5363 >> Same contact info for SPONSORSHIP INQUIRIES.
Some day all bowling tournaments will be this much fun…well, maybe not.
Jim Embrescia, Master Bongsmith with Commissioner Spacey
Please note — Based upon available lanes at each bowling center, we will do our best to accommodate as many team entries as possible. Please book early to avoid being shut-out.
THE BIG LEBONGSKI BOWLING TOURNAMENT: SACRAMENTO — STUFF YOU NEED TO KNOW
THE BIG LEBONGSKI BOWLING TOURNAMENT: SACRAMENTO is a one night event per the following rules and format:
1. Required Number of bowlers per team: 3…or as many as 6. Top 3 scores only will count.
2. Two “Round Robin” games are played with each team randomly playing other teams. Following the round robin games — One Medal Round game for each team.
3. Based on total accumulated round-robin pins of each team’s top three bowlers, the top two teams will play in the Championship Game for The Little Lebongski Trophy and $420+ in cash prizes.
4. The remaining teams will be seeded in the Medal Round based on their pin totals with:
Team 3 vs. Team 4 for the Sativa Medal
Team 5 vs. Team 6 for the Indica Medal
Team 7 vs. team 8 for the Ruderalis Ribbon
5. Tie breakers: head-to-head; if more than two teams:
a) total pins b) coin flips
6. Winning Team wins, for keeps, a replica of THE BIG LEBONGSKI TROPHY — aka “The Little Lebongski” + entry fee returned ($420)! Runner-Ups each win $4.20.
7. Winning team members each receive a seriously cool bowling pin pipe.
8. Honourary Commissioner: Wait for it….
9. Prizes also for coolest The Big Lebongski Dress-Ups…get into it!
Sunday, June 25, 2017:
8:40 pm — Welcome Meet & Greet Reception (Sponsors invited to bring/present good-will treats) at Venue
9:00 pm — Round Robin Games (2) + Medal Round Games (1)
TOURNAMENT TEAM DUES: $420.
- All Bowling Games and Bowling Shoes for all six team members for all games.
- A seriously cool The Big Lebongski Bowling T-shirt for each of the six team members.
Additional T-shirts available @ $25. each (must be ordered when registering).
TEAM REGISTRATION: To register your team, send the following information to Gary “Spacey” Lane at firstname.lastname@example.org …or call him at 818.669.5363
♦Team Sponsor (if one):
♦Team Captain Contact Info (phone and email):
♦Team Tune (that, when played over the PA system, an impromptu team dance is not only welcomed, it’s expected!):
♦Names of your six Team Members (PLEASE LIST T-SHIRT SIZE – s, m, l, xl, xxl — FOR EACH)
SPONSORSHIP INQUIRIES >> Gary “Spacey” Lane at email@example.com …or call him at 818.669.5363.
What about subs?
What about them?
Are they allowed?
Substitutes are allowed at any time and provided that he/she has bowled one complete game, they then become eligible to represent for the Medal Round. The more the merrier we say!
THE CALIFORNIA ROLL: Feb. 10, 11– Los Angeles ♦ April 1 — San Diego ♦ April 14 – San Francisco ♦ June 25 – Sacramento
THE MICHIGAN ROLL: July 10 – Flint ♦ July 17 – Lansing ♦ July 24 – Detroit ♦ July 31 — Grand Rapids
THE MAINE ROLL: Aug. 6 – Augusta ♦ Aug. 13 – Portland ♦ Aug. 20 – Bangor ♦ Aug. 27 — Lewiston
THE MASS. ROLL: Sept. 10 – Worcester ♦ Sept. 17 – Boston♦ Sept. 24 – Springfield ♦ Oct. 1- New Bedford
THE NEVADA ROLL: Oct. 8 – Las Vegas ♦ Oct. 15 – Reno ♦ Oct. 22 – Henderson ♦ Oct. 29 — Carson City
THE COLORADO ROLL: Nov. 5– Colorado Springs ♦ Nov. 12 – Aurora ♦ Nov. 19 – Denver ♦ Nov. 26— Ft. Collins
THE ARIZONA ROLL: Dec. 3 – Phoenix ♦ Dec. 10 – Tucson ♦ Dec. 17 – Flagstaff ♦ Dec. 24 — Mesa
THE WASHINGTON ROLL: Jan. 7– Tacoma ♦ Jan. 14 – Spokane ♦ Jan. 21 – Olympia ♦ Jan. 28 — Seattle
THE OREGON ROLL: Feb. 11 – Eugene ♦ Feb. 18 – Portland ♦ Feb. 25 – Salem ♦ March 11 — Beaverton
THE ALASKA ROLL: Mar. 18 – Juneau ♦ Mar. 25 – Anchorage ♦ Apr. 1 – Fairbanks ♦ Apr. 8 — Ketchikan
THE BIG LEBONGSKI Tournament of Champions
All 40 local champions are invited ($420 entry fee) to the BIG 420 TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS PARTY — April 20, 21 – PICKWICK BOWL, Burbank, CA.
Up for grabs…
Bowling League & Tournament Charter Members
LEAFLY a.k.a. WE HATE THE F’N EAGLES — Seattle, Washington
HIGH TIMES MAGAZINE — New York, N.Y.
CANNAPEARLS (CANNAMX) — Los Angeles, CA
420PROS.COM — Burbank, CA
D.W.A. (Doctors With Attitude) – NOHO EVALUATIONS, North Hollywood, CA
THE HOLY ROLLERS — Green Angel Dispensaries, Northridge, CA
THE BURBANK CANNA-WARRIORS – Cannabis Career Institute, Burbank, CA
WRECKED – Andres Auto Body, North Hollywood, CA
420 NURSES – Hottest Dang Models on the Planet, Woodland Hills, CA
STARLING CBG (Cannabis Business Group) – Sherman Oaks, CA
BOWL PACKERS – Sherman Oaks, CA
GIRL SCOUT OG’s – North Hollywood, CA
THE THREE HOLES – Los Angeles, CA
BIFF SPLIFFS — Underground Games Company, Toronto, Ontario
TOP SHELF EXPRESS — San Jose, CA
“Best Bowling League Ever!” Katie (flanked by Heather and Grace), The Three Holes
GET IN ON THE SHENANIGANS AND SIGN UP YOUR TEAM TODAY FOR THE BIG LEBONGSKI BOWLING TOURNAMENT IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS!
TBL Bowling Achievers – please respectfully abide by supporting our truly noble and awesome THE BIG LEBONGSKI Friends and Sponsors…
Makers of the counter-culture board game — TRAFFICKING
*Final number of competing teams will determine definitive local tournament format. Along with the board game Trafficking (check out http://trafficking.com/ ), The Big Lebongski is an affiliated brand of and directed under the auspices of Gary Lane Marketing. All rights reserved. © 2014 – forever.